Last night I go into Anthropologie and mosey on over to the clearance rack, as is custom (though it's rare when I can even afford sale earrings there). And then I saw it. The coat! On clearance! And there was one left in my size! And it was 75% off! And it was mine. And here it is!
1950s button up top, Modcloth skirt, 1930s heels.
I'll admit that it isn't quite as figure-fitting as I like a coat to be, so I'll probably belt it when worn. It definitely brightened up the overcast Saturday we had here!